Friday, 26 June 2009

Michael Jackson is dead at 50: His Four-Decade Career


Photograph courtesy of Getty Images/Michael Ochs Archive

I am a fan of his music and I just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.

Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We're told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.

Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was completely unresponsive and one of the staff members at Jackson's home called 911.

La Toya ran in the hospital sobbing after Jackson was pronounced dead.

Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II.

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Ten years ago Michael Jackson was the most famous Star in the world. Now, when we look at the strange person, we ask ourselves, is it really Michael Jackson?

Jackson has spent most of those years under heavy scrutiny in one of the more intense public spotlights in music history. Click below for an in-depth gallery of Jackson images, including little or never seen early shots of Michael and his siblings care of the Getty-owned Michael Ochs archive.

Michael Jackson at 50: A Look Back at the King of Pop’s Four-Decade Career


The capsule landed safely and the duo could even sing and dance their little hearts out. Now if we could only move that thing forward,,,

Michael Jackson and Britney Spears "The Way You Make Me Feel"


Farrah Fawcett dies at 62

FARRAH FAWCETT, 1947-2009

By Ray Stubblebine, AP

Actress Farrah Fawcett, seen here with Ryan O'Neal, has died after a battle with cancer.

Feb. 2, 1947: Ferrah Leni Fawcett is born in Corpus Christi, Texas, to James and Pauline Fawcett.

1966: Enrolls in University of Texas at Austin, with the intent to major in microbiology or art.

1967: Moves to L.A. to pursue an acting career.

1967-1969: Lands various guest-starring roles on TV shows including I Dream of Jeannie and The Flying Nun.

1968: Begins a romance with actor Lee Majors.

1969: Makes her film debut in Italian feature Un homme qui me plait (Love is a Funny Thing).

1970: Films her first major role as Mary Ann Pringle in Myra Breckenridge with Mae West, Raquel Welch and John Huston. There is much feuding reported on set, and the film, well behind schedule and considerably over budget, is a flop.

July 28, 1973: Marries Lee Majors and becomes Farrah Fawcett-Majors, a name she keeps in film and TV credits until they separate in 1979.

March 1973: Appears in the TV movie The Six Million Dollar Man with her husband. She picks up the nickname "The Bionic Wife."

1973-1976: Has guest-starring roles on a number of TV shows, including recurring roles on The Six Million Dollar Man and Harry O. Also appears in a supporting role in the 1976 sci-fi film Logan's Run.

1976: Cast as beautiful private detective Jill Munroe on Aaron Spelling's new TV show Charlie's Angels, alongside Kate Jackson and Jaclyn Smith. The show, which has high ratings and poor reviews, introduces both Fawcett-Majors and "jiggle TV" to the world and becomes a cultural phenomenon. Fawcett-Majors poses for the now-famous red bathing suit poster that went on to sell more than 8 million copies and make her a superstar sex symbol. The layered hairstyle she wears in both the show and in the poster, known as "The Farrah," starts a trend for young girls (and sometimes boys).

1977: Leaves Charlie's Angels after one season, breaking her contract with the show. Among the reported reasons were dissatisfaction with both her salary and the material, plus frustrations with balancing the show's duties with her struggling marriage. Spelling threatens a lawsuit for breach of contract, but the parties settle out of court; Fawcett-Majors agrees to make several guest appearances in upcoming years. She is replaced by Cheryl Ladd.

1978-1980: Makes three big-budget films: Somebody Killed Her Husband, Sunburn and Saturn 3. All three are box-office disasters.

1979: Separates from Majors.

Feb. 16, 1982: Divorces Majors. Sometime between 1979 and 1982, she begins dating Ryan O'Neal, an actor best known for the movies Love Story and Paper Moon.

1983: Fires her manager, changes her hairstyle and seeks more dramatic acting roles. For the next few years, she sticks mainly to TV movies. One of her most successful is The Burning Bed (1984), which earns her Emmy and Golden Globe nominations. She also stars, to rave reviews, in the highly successful off-Broadway play Extremities.

Jan. 30, 1985: Son Redmond James O'Neal, with Ryan O'Neal, is born.

1986: Stars in the feature film version of Extremities.

1991: She and Ryan O'Neal star in a short-lived TV sitcom Good Sports as former lovers/cable sportscasters.

1995: Returns to film with Chevy Chase in Man of the House, directed by her future lover James Orr. Fawcett also poses topless in Playboy, one of the magazine's best-selling issues of the decade.

1997: Breaks off her relationship with O'Neal, stars in her own Playboy video and begins dating Orr.

1998: Turns down Orr's marriage proposal; he severely beats her, is tried and convicted of assault and battery. Over the next few years, Fawcett keeps a low profile but continues making both feature films and TV movies.

2001: Returns to the world of television series with a recurring role on Spin City. Former lover O'Neal is diagnosed with leukemia, and the two rekindle their romance after she offers to help him through the disease. The reconciliation doesn't last.

2002: Earns another Emmy nomination for guest-starring on The Guardian.

2003: Comes close to a Broadway debut with Bobbi Boland, but the audience response is so disastrous, the play does not open.

2005: Stars in the TV Land reality series Chasing Farrah that shows her daily life.

Aug. 27, 2006: Appears at the Emmys with fellow original Charlie's Angels actresses Kate Jackson and Jaclyn Smith after the death in June of Angels executive producer Aaron Spelling.

Oct. 4, 2006: Announces she has been diagnosed with anal cancer and is undergoing treatment. She and O'Neal begin living together again.

Feb. 2, 2007: Celebrates her 60th birthday with the news that she is cancer-free.

May 16, 2007: Reveals that doctors have found a malignant polyp near where her initial cancer had been treated. She says she is weighing treatment options with O'Neal and their son, Redmond, by her side.

May 15, 2009: NBC airs Farrah's Story, a video diary shot by Fawcett and her friend, Alana Stewart, about her cancer treatment. Nearly 9 million people tune in.

Sources: Imdb.com; biography.com; nndb.com; eonline.com

Friday, 19 June 2009

10 Ways To Put Your Content In Front Of More People

Which is more important, driving traffic to your website or encouraging as many people as possible to see your content? Believe it or not, they are not one and the same.Too often, we as website owners live and die by web analytics applications. We fret about bounce rates, unique visitors and dwell time. However, when we focus so heavily on the performance of our website, we miss a fundamental point: we should aim to expose users to our content, not our website. The website is a tool to showcase our content, but it is not the only tool that does this.

Organizations with truly successful websites understand this principle. Take, for example, the following: Amazon’s primary objective is to sell stuff. YouTube aims to use video content to carry advertisements. Twitter facilitates “tweeting.” (Who knows what its business model is!).

In each case, the content matters, not the website. That is why each company provides numerous ways to access its content beyond the website. From Amazon’s affiliate scheme to YouTube’s embed feature, these companies can reach audiences that may never visit their websites.

Twitter is probably the best example of all. How often do you actually read or post tweets via the Twitter website? If you are like me, the answer is very rarely.

Twitter website
The majority of users do not read tweets via the Twitter website.

The lesson here is obvious: as website owners, we need a broader Web strategy to release our content from the shackles of our websites. How do we do this? Below are 10 opportunities that you can integrate into your online strategy.

While the points mentioned below will refine your strategy to deliver content to more people, they can not serve their purpose without an appropriate environment. In the age of social media and the rise of interactive web-applications such as Facebook, Twitter etc. building a community around your website is the most important way to drive traffic and keep the users coming back.

Using forums, polls, comments and engaging users in the global conversations via external services turns out to be a silver bullet for gaining more exposure and winning more loyal visitors. Once you are building a community around your site, it’s time to think about more refined strategy that will help you to put your content in front of more people – and this is where the tips below will come in handy.

1. Target The Desktop

eBay recognized that it needed a desktop application. Many people make a living selling on eBay, and these people need desktop software that streamlines their business processes. They need desktop notifications, faster and more desktop-like interaction and easier access to eBay features.

eBay Desktop
eBay Desktop: eBay saw an opportunity to bring the functionality and content of its website to the desktop.

Using a platform such as Adobe AIR, you can easily put Web-based content and functionality onto the desktop. This is exactly what eBay did, and it has proved very successful among the company’s power users.

As a website owner, you should consider whether a desktop application is right for you. Do your users need desktop features, offline access or better integration with the operating system?

2. Going Mobile

It won’t be long before the Web is accessed by more mobile users than PC users. In many countries, this has already happened. Traditional websites often render poorly or are hard to use on mobile devices. They do not take into account the context in which a mobile user browses the Web. Approaching the mobile Web as a separate channel to your traditional website, then, is critical.

Here are some methods of delivering content on the mobile Web:

  • Create a mobile website.
    Mobile websites take into account small screens, different input devices and the numerous other unique characteristics of the mobile Web.
  • Use text messaging.
    Text messaging is ideal for notifications and updates. It is a perfect complement to your website and a way of keeping users informed.
  • Build mobile applications.
    Mobile platforms such as the iPhone and Android make it increasingly easy to build applications that run directly on mobile devices. They allow you to make your content available even when the user is not connected to the Internet or away from their PC.

uStream iPhone Application
Video-streaming service uStream makes its content available on the iPhone.

Pushing your content to mobile devices is ideal if your target audience is often away from the computer or requires access to your content “in the field.”

3. Start Tweeting

Twitter has so much hype at the moment. However, it does provide a unique opportunity to reach a larger audience with your message. The question is, how best to use it? Some organizations use Twitter as a broadcast tool, turning it fundamentally into an alternative to RSS. An example of this is BBC News or CNN, which provide latest updates via the service.

uStream iPhone Application
CNN uses Twitter as a broadcast tool, turning it fundamentally into an alternative to RSS.

However, using Twitter as a broadcast tool misses its true power. Organizations that really “get” Twitter include Zappos and Omnifocus. They use Twitter as a way to engage with their followers and even provide customer support.

Use Twitter as a way to engage with your audience. If a number of people work on your website, encourage them all to tweet, rather than having a single branded account.

4. Write For Others

Writing for other websites is an excellent opportunity to demonstrate your expertise and spread your message to a larger audience than would otherwise be possible through your own website.

Do not limit your words of wisdom to your own website. Look for other editorial websites and blogs that speak to your own audience and offer to write for them. After all, your audience visits many websites other than your own. Why limit your writing skills to your own blog when you can reach new audiences by writing for others?

An example of the bio that appears when I write for others
Whenever I write for other websites, they almost always include links back to Boagworld and Headscape. Here an example from one of my previous Smashing Magazine’s articles.

Of course, any article you write for others should be more than shameless self-promotion. The owners of those websites will want quality content that fits their website and is of interest to their audience. For example, I recently wrote an article for a website whose audience consisted of franchise owners. If I had simply written about how great Headscape was, I doubt the article would have been published. Instead, I shared a case study of our experience in working with a franchise-based business. The content was both relevant to the publication and useful to its audience. However, it also raised our profile among a base of potentially new customers.

What websites exist that reach your target market? Would they consider publishing some of your content? How could you rewrite your content to make it more appealing to them?

5. Embrace Facebook

Another option for expanding your Web strategy beyond the website is Facebook. Explaining the importance and reach of Facebook is surely unnecessary. However, you may be tempted to dismiss it because your target market is not teenagers, who are normally associated with these kinds of social networks.

What may surprise you is that Facebook is no longer confined to a younger demographic. Over the last year, the number of users between 35 and 54 has jumped 276%, to over 6 million people.

Carsonified Fan Page on Facebook
Carsonified Fan Page on Facebook: Facebook has introduced fan pages, which are public-facing profiles for organizations.

So, how do you reach your audience on Facebook? Here are three good starting points:

  • Create a group.
    Groups have been around for a long time and are ideal for building a dialogue with those already interested in your product or service. You can easily invite people to participate, and those people in turn can invite others. This makes groups ideally suited to viral marketing.
  • Create a fan page.
    Fan pages are basically public profiles for organizations rather than individuals. Unlike groups, pages are public-facing. This means they can be seen by non-Facebook users and are indexed by search engines. Fan pages are perfect for building long-term awareness and for reaching people both inside and outside of Facebook.
  • Create an application.
    Facebook allows third parties to build applications that can be added to user profiles. These range from games to RSS feeds. Unlike with pages and groups, building applications requires some technical skill. However, the possibility of users embedding your content in their profiles makes this an attractive proposition, if you have appropriate content.

Of course, Facebook is not the only social network. But it does have considerable reach and provides some the best tools for reaching its massive audience.

6. Develop A Widget Or API

The ultimate way to distribute content has to be by providing an API or widget.

An API gives other Web developers access to your content, allowing them to build applications and websites around it. Using an API, developers can do anything from embed your content on their websites to build desktop applications that offer advanced functionality.

Twitter really gets APIs. When was the last time you viewed or posted tweets from the Twitter website? Chances are, a long time ago. Because Twitter offers a powerful API, thousands of developers have built all kinds of applications that allow you to view and post tweets. The actual service that Twitter provides is in fact very basic; but its API makes it possible to do everything from viewing tweets on a Google map to posting photos, video and audio.

Screenshot of Tweetdeck
Tweetdeck is just one example of the powerful applications that can be built using the Twitter API.

Unfortunately, APIs have some drawbacks. They require a considerable level of technical expertise to implement. As a result, they are of use only to developers. What about the rest of us? How do we add third-party content to our websites? That’s where widgets come in.

A widget is typically a small piece of code that you can copy and paste into your website. Literally thousands of widgets are available. They allow website owners to use the content and functionality of other websites quickly and easily. Widgets are used to embed YouTube videos, show your Amazon wish list and display your location on a map.

Widgets are powerful because they are easy to implement. This means anybody can add them, thus allowing you to distribute your content much more widely. Widgets are also easier to build than full APIs. This makes them a good starting point for those wanting to put their content in front of more people.

7. Offer Better Feeds

Not all approaches to putting content in front of more users have to be as time-consuming and complex as developing an API. Doing one other thing could increase your views within minutes.

Users increasingly rely on RSS feeds to consume content from websites. This is especially true for news, articles and blog posts. However, some website owners are so obsessed with driving traffic to their websites that they provide only teasers of their posts via RSS. To read a whole article, the user is forced to click through to the website.

This approach to RSS is counter-productive. When a user is browsing a large number of feeds, they are less likely to read your content if they have to leave their news reader to do it.

To maximize users’ exposure to your content, ensure as much of it as possible is displayed in the RSS feed itself. Require users to click through only when absolutely necessary.

Google Reader displaying a partial RSS feed
Google Reader displaying a partial RSS feed: many websites truncate their content in RSS because their advertising revenue is based on page impressions. They see driving as much traffic as possible to their website as being in their interest. This is a short-sighted.

It is also important to note that when users read content from an RSS feed, they do not have the context of your website. Ensuring, then, that your content stands on its own and that your copy incorporates calls to action is necessary.

8. Use Multimedia

Of course, limiting your content to the written word is becoming increasingly unnecessary. Creating audio and video content has become a trivial task. Services such as YouTube and applications such as AudioBoo make production and hosting easy.

Also, pioneers like Diggnation and Wine Library TV have shown that users care more about quality content than high production values. Both shows essentially have presenters speaking to a single locked-off camera. This kind of production value can be achieved with a consumer camera and basic editing software.

That said, creating popular content is harder than it appears at first. Many organizations believe that simply uploading their latest product demonstrations to YouTube will generate millions of views. That is simply not the case.

Good rich media content has to be engaging if people are expected to watch it and, more importantly, recommend it to their friends. This can be done through a passionate host, great content, humor or shock value. With thousands of videos uploaded everyday, standing out from the crowd is important.

Wine Library TV website
Wine Library TV proves that great content and a passionate presenter are more important than production values.

However, don’t forget that your content has to be appropriate to your target audience. Shock tactics may work well with a teenage audience but may not go down so well with middle-aged business executives!

9. Start Streaming

The next wave of multimedia on the Web will be not pre-recorded material but rather live streaming. Services such as Ustream, Qik and Justin TV are all fighting to dominate this space. Each offers the opportunity to stream live content on the Web at zero cost. This makes the barrier to entry extremely low.

The main benefit of this approach over pre-recorded material is interactivity. The live format allows viewers to engage with the presenter in real time via chat. This brings a host of opportunities, including, but not limited to, the following:

  • Live product demonstrations
    Live streaming allows you present your products and services while taking questions from the audience. This is considerably more powerful that showing pre-recorded promotional videos.
  • Community sessions
    If you run an online community, live streaming gives you the chance to engage with that community on a much more personal level than with the written word. Social news website Digg has run a number of “Town Hall” meetings in which its user base engages directly with the CEO and founder.
  • Online training
    Finally, live streaming is a perfect environment in which to provide remote training. Whether the training is on using your product or selling online workshops, live streaming allows users to both hear and see what you are doing.

Digg Town Hall
Social news website Digg has run a number of Town Hall meetings in which its user base engages directly with the CEO and founder.

Live streaming is still relatively immature, and few are taking advantage of this new opportunity. Your company has a real opportunity to differentiate itself through its use.

10. Don’t Forget Email

Amidst all this talk of video, audio and APIs, it is easy to forget the tools we have always had for reaching beyond the confines of our website. Although not the sexiest tool on our list, email had to make it on before the end of this post. Email should be a key tool for keeping your content in front of users. Obviously, email can be used for a lot more than syndicating content. However, for the purposes of this article, it can be used to subscribe to your content. If users can subscribe to your content via RSS, they should be able to do it also via email.

Problogger
ProBlogger allows its readers to subscribe to his RSS-feed via e-mail.

Fortunately, there are services such as AWeber and MailChimp that make this easy. FeedBurner is an option, too; however, it lacks subject line customization and has very limited design customizations available. You can find more information about why FeedBurner isn’t good enough in the article FeedBurner’s Free RSS-to-Email Syndication: Why You Can’t Afford It. With one of these services implemented, users can subscribe via email with a single click of a link on your website.

A word of warning, though. If a user subscribes to your content via email, they are not giving you permission to spam them indiscriminately. If you fail to respect their email subscription, you are in danger of losing that user and inciting them to post negative comments on your website, which could put off others.

Conclusion

There was a time when a website was enough. Now, your website needs to be just one small part of your overall Web strategy. Expecting users to come to you is naive. Instead, take your content to them, whether on a social network like Facebook’s or a mobile device like the iPhone.

About the author

Paul Boag is the founder of UK Web design agency Headscape, author of the Website Owners Manual and host of award-winning Web design podcast Boagworld.com.

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Another Reason to fly Singapore Airlines....

Credits: James Parkinson

I came across the announcement a while ago that Singapore Airlines was going to embed StarOffice in their seat back entertainment systems on many of their refurbished 777-300ER planes, but I didn't know when/where we would start seeing this .
Well...

Chuk-Munn Lee (one of Sun evangelists) was flying back to Singapore from JavaOne and was on one of the planes. He snapped a couple of images to show StarOffice available on the entertainment system. Below is one of the images - he launched Star Impress to see if he could work on some of his slides (you can plug in your own USB key to edit/save files) - he said the system worked well.


Tuesday, 16 June 2009

What If Microsoft Buys eBay?

Microsoft has $44 billion or so burning a hole in its pocket, but there’s one little hitch: There are few companies that the software giant could buy to get scale quickly. Enter eBay. Enter speculation. Enter eBay as the acquisition target.

Sure, eBay has opened up its platform to third party developers. And eBay even opened up PayPal too. The eBay announcement gave me a headache–I hit my head on the keyboard after falling asleep reading the statement (Techmeme).

But eBay as a takeover target? Now things get interesting even though analysts are largely guessing.

To wit: Stifel Nicholaus analyst Scott Devitt says he thinks it’s possible that Microsoft would acquire a stake in PayPal and Skype (see Tech Trader Daily for the details). Devitt connects Microsoft’s cash-back programs for folks that buy goods through MSN have shown up on eBay. Microsoft also offers PayPal deposits.

Thin evidence of a brewing deal? You bet. Worth making the connection. Yup.

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This eBay-Microsoft line of thinking isn’t uncommon. Bernstein Research analyst Jeffrey Lindsay makes the same point in a research note Monday:

We think that eBay could potentially attract a Microsoft-like suitor in the future, especially if performance in the core business fails to improve; this is primarily because PayPal or Skype could be potentially spun out to make the economics of an acquisition work.

Add it up and one analyst has Skype as a reason for a purchase and another citing the service as a spin-off. Bottom line: Microsoft is buying something–and eBay is a big something.

Meanwhile, eBay may be a better idea. Consider the following stats via Yahoo Finance:

  • eBay’s market cap is higher than Yahoo’s ($37.6 billion to $32.3 billion);
  • eBay has more revenue than Yahoo a year ($8.1 billion to $7.1 billion);
  • Forward price to earnings ratio for eBay is 14.63 while Yahoo’s is 38.45;
  • Quarterly revenue growth year over year is 8.7 percent at Yahoo while eBay is posting growth of 24 percent;
  • eBay has annual EBITDA of $2.71 billion compared to Yahoo’s $1.38 billion.
  • eBay’s operating cash flow is $2.84 billion a year compared to Yahoo’s $2.27 billion.

Sure eBay has its problems and is in the middle of an overhaul. And yes, eBay isn’t the display ad/search Google gap closer that Yahoo may be. But clearly eBay as a business is less worse than Yahoo. I always assumed eBay would wind up with Amazon, but Microsoft would be justified writing a big check.

Larry Dignan is Editor in Chief of ZDNet and Editorial Director of ZDNet sister site TechRepublic. See his full profile and disclosure of his industry affiliations.

Credit: ZDNet

Monday, 15 June 2009

Paul McCartney launches campaign for everyone to go meat-free on Mondays

Credits: somewhere on the internet ☺

SIR Paul McCartney and his family were joined by Yoko Ono and other celebrity guests today as they launched a campaign urging people to go vegetarian once a week to help combat climate change.

The former Beatle and his daughters Stella and Mary and a host of stars want people to consider giving up meat on Mondays.

The aim of the campaign, called Meat Free Monday, is to reduce greenhouse gas emissions from the world's livestock population, thought to be a major cause of global warming.

VIP guests including Kate Bosworth, Kelly Osbourne, Lauren Laverne, Monty Don and Moby walked down an appropriately-coloured green carpet to the launch event in St James's Park in London.

Ono's relationship with John Lennon has in the past been cited in some quarters as a factor in rifts between the Beatles.

But Ono and Sir Paul were all smiles today as they posed together for pictures in the middle of a big group of celebrities.

Addressing his guests, Sir Paul said: "I thought this was a great idea. To just reduce your meat intake maybe by one day a week and this would seriously benefit the planet."

He joked: "My family have been this way for years - vegetarians, that is."

According the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organisation, meat production is responsible for 18 per cent of greenhouse gas emissions. This compares with an estimated 13 per cent from transport.

Sir Paul's late wife Linda, who died in 1998, was a noted vegetarian campaigner, and a range of meat-free dishes bearing her name are still being sold.

Ono, dressed in a sailor-style black and red hat topped off with an anchor, praised the meat-free Monday idea while speaking to reporters on the green carpet.

She said: "Give up one day and then it will be two days maybe. It's a very, very intelligent idea."

Other celebrities also voiced their support.

Kelly Osbourne said: "It's just an easy, simple thing to do."

Moby said the idea was about encouraging people rather than pointing the finger.

He said: "If I point my finger at someone, saying, 'You should be a vegetarian,' they're just going to get annoyed.

"There is definitely a risk (of) alienating people."

But he added that the new initiative was saying: "Maybe one day a week, consider what you are doing.

"We're saying, do this for your personal health and in the process you help animals and you help the environment."

Coldplay's Chris Martin, Hollywood stars Kevin Spacey and Woody Harrelson are among those backing the campaign along with actress Joanna Lumley and Virgin tycoon Sir Richard Branson.

The launch in the busy London park surprised and delighted tourists who whipped out cameras and mobile phones to take shots of the celebrities.

Saturday, 30 May 2009

10 Things I hate About Your Business Plan

*got this somewhere from a business guy ☺, if you know him, well good on you ☻

Turnabout is fair play, right? I’ve been writing business plans and writing about them for 30 years, so it’s more than fair that I should read a lot of them. And this Spring, between joining an angel investment group, judging two MBA-level intercollegiate and one campus-level business plan contest, plus my normal email flow off of my blog and ask-the-expert work, I’ve read more than six dozen business plans. So far.

And before I begin, the very worst plans are the ones that don’t exist. People think business plans are for startups or raising money; it just isn’t true. Business plans are for managing a business. You set goals and priorities. You allocate resources. You record dates and deadlines and budgets. The business plan is the first step towards planning, and planning is vital. Even though all business plans are wrong (and they are), they are still vital, because without a plan you can’t review plan vs. actual results. There are no course corrections without a course.
Still, back to reading those plans, and 10 problems I see way too often.

1. Straightjacket plans

All business plans are not alike. One size doesn’t fit all. What’s supposed to happen is that form follows functions, so a good business plan includes only what makes the business better. If you’re not dressing the plan up to support your efforts to raise money, for example, then don’t bother to do a document describing your company for outsiders. Do only what you need, and not one thing more than that.

2. Pollyanna Profits

The business plan proudly brandishes 40%, 50%, 60% profits on sales and the entrepreneurs congratulate themselves on how good their business will be. Not hardly:plans projecting making 50% on sales three years later aren’t showing me how good the business is, but rather that the planners don’t know the business. Nobody makes 50% on sales. You’ve underestimated costs or expenses. Go back to the drawing board.

3. Vertigo

I’m reading along and suddenly whoosh, the plan sweeps up into the air as it glides over all the details from a mile-high level. Just when I adjust to the new level, zoom, it dives back down into detail. I get dizzy. What’s happened is somebody’s so in love with one part of it that they relish all the detail in one part — often the science or technology, sometimes the marketing or sales, occasionally even the finance — and then they gloss over other parts where they really don’t know.

4. Potholes

Then you’re rolling along with a business plan and you fall into a hole. Different holes for different plans, obviously, because the context is so important. But a plan for seeking investment has no exit strategy or management backgrounds? That’s a big hole. Or the plan says so-and-so has startup experience and doesn’t mention when, or what company? Pothole. A plan for business-to-business has no cash flow to cover receivables? Big hole? A plan for consumer marketing has nothing about customer profiles or segmentation? No way.

5. What’s the story?

Business plans should tell stories. What better way to explain a business than to tell a story of how this person had that problem and found this solution? Make it come alive, make it real. This is especially true of the business plan for outsiders, raising money; help them see what you’re doing, and for whom.

Stories are the most powerful tools in communication. They make it much clearer than facts, numbers, or bullet points.

6. Hockey Sticks

A venture capitalist friend sat down for lunch one day, and told me: “I’m getting sick of all the hockey stick plans I see.”

I asked him: hockey stick? He said:

“Yeah, hockey stick. The sales line is almost flat and boring, but turns up wildly ‘as soon as we get your money.’”

There’s irony there, because investors want big growth rates. Flat and boring isn’t better. But the good plans have good reasons, documented reasons, for growth rates turning up.

7. All those Cs

Do me a favor: if there’s just two or three or four of you, don’t give yourselves the titles CEO, COO, CFO, and CTO. Sure, name a president and make it clear who’s in charge of marketing, finance, sales, and production. Lately I see business plans for companies with only three or four people, and one of them is “Chief Strategy Officer?” Doesn’t anybody have to take phone calls and take out the trash?

8. Lowball pricing

When the economists said lower price means higher volume, they were talking about undifferentiated coal, not 21st century business. Price is the strongest message you send about quality. High volume low cost pricing strategies work well for giant brand-name retailers whose names are household words. I like business plan that uses segmentation and differentiation to price for quality. Give the market a better product and price accordingly. Or, at the very least, don’t think that your small startup will sell more volume because it has lower prices.

9. Working for free

Before I say this, just for the record, I understand how you can end up working for free in the early stages, when you have to. You have no choice. You’re building the business. What I don’t get is those seeking-investment plans where young entrepreneurs boast that they’re working for free. They act like it shows how much they believe in the idea. What it does for me is make me wonder how long they can last without lives.

Investors don’t want people working for free; they want businesses that can afford to pay their people fairly.
And even with all the rest of the business plans, those simpler and less formal plans that aren’t going towards investment, put your salary into the projected expenses. Even if your accountant says your taxes will end up as draw against profits, show your salaries. Otherwise you give a false picture of profitability; you understate the real costs of running the business. That’s poor planning.

10. Dead Scrolls

What I hate most about business plans is how often they end up gathering dust somewhere. The become relics, historical oddities, or just plain forgotten. That’s a damn shame.

Business plans are supposed to be a step in a planning process. Eisenhower said: “the plan is useless, but planning is essential.”
I don’t care if it’s on your computer, or a blog, or if you have to print it out. Make it concrete and specific, and then follow it up. Review the plan, check the changing assumptions, and expect to revise.
Planning, not just a plan.

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Fury as KFC imposes halal only menu

Greased chicken merchant KFC has introduced halal-only menus to a number of its London restaurants in a move which has angered hundreds of local white folk who like their drumsticks bloody and their pigs bacony.

The decision to offer only fundamentalist Islamic chicken was made by the fast-food chain in an attempt to cater for the billions of Muslims living over here, who consider disgusting fatty fast foods such as kebabs a delicacy. It is thought that most of them pay for the junk snacks with state handouts and incapacity benefits.

KFC is the latest food chain to stop preparing food using traditional Christian methods, after Domino's Pizza launched a halal-only store in Birmingham 'amid a storm of controversy' from nobody except Daily Mail readers who didn't live in Birmingham.

Critics claim that the move is evidence of the 'Islamic supremacist assertions that non-Muslims must abide by Islamic norms'. So far eight of London KFCs have been converted to sell the meat, in areas including Forest Gate, West Ham, Tottenham and Bethnal Green, but insiders have warned that the insidious scheme could be extended to other areas of the UK.



Halal is the barbarous process of cruelly slitting the animal's throat before draining all blood from the carcass, probably for use in some kind of Islamic black magic potion designed to render middle-class white people impotent or something along those lines.

Halal-only branches of KFC will be indistinguishable from normal outlets aside from a small logo on the door telling visitors that the food has been approved by the sinister sounding Halal Food Authority (HFA). Experts have advised English KFC customers to check for the logo before ordering lest they catch Islam from dhabiĥa chicken. Side effects of inadvertently consuming halal food can include uncontrollable beard growth and a tendancy to explode near airports.

One furious local resident said: 'I've never eaten KFC before but I certainly won't be going there again.'

Monday, 4 May 2009

Pacquiao jumped to no.4 in Twitter Search After He KO Ricky Hatton


There's only ONE Manny Pacquiao!

Right after he stunned Ricky Hatton via KO in second round, Twitters are now highly following this fight to a higher level as Manny takes #4 place in twitter keyword search engine. Undoubtedly most of European twitters especially in UK are curious as to what happened to their own Mancunian Hero was later brought to hospital due to serious defeat as he fell to the canvass in 2 round.

I often read of sport media critics tweeted bout Manny as a second rated boxer who just got have too much luck for himself whenever he enters the ring. But not after he nailed down Hatton where most of them say as the worst knocked out punch to date.

Finally, twitter's sport enthusiastic brought this event as a blow to all of those who are in sport media, criticized Manny capabilities. For fellow Filipino twitter's, all of us follow's Manny path of dreams. Let other arrogant's follow their pride of defeat and do nothing with their nonsense worthless analysis.

Here i included some few fresh Quote's from famous online/paper sport analysts.

"Guess what? Tonight in Las Vegas, Nevada, before thousands of Ricky Hatton's fans and countrymen, he knocked out the Brit in two rounds." - Ricardo Lois (from There's only one Manny Pacquiao- LA Boxer Examiner)

"Hitman humbled by pound-for-pound supremo" - Tim Hobbs (Hatton's Dream Destroyed news- Skysport)

"It was a stunning ending to the fight and shocked the 20,000 or so Hatton fans who had ignored the economic hard times to travel to Las Vegas to see their hero." Chris Summer from Hitman's Fans Stunned by Knockout news - BBC NEWS)

"Pacquiao always believed he would prove to be the stronger man." - Reuter UK from Pacuiao's Hatton hammer blow leaves new champion sore news

"I am going to disagree with Freddie Roach on the three rounds, but as much as we would all love to see Ricky pull this off, I'm afraid I can see him losing this on points." Jim Watt - from Pointing to Pacman opinion on Skysport before the fight.

"Manny Pacquiao, often considered the best pound-for-pound boxer in the world, cemented his reputation Saturday night when he knocked out British boxer Ricky Hatton in the second round." Kiven Drew from Pacquiao knocks out Hatton news CNN NEWS Edition.

"Shocked! the speed was a lot fasrer than what i expected.. the knock out was not in such a way devastating passion" - Johnny Nelson - World Champion 1999 -2006 on Skysport news video

"I didn't expect the power of Pacquaio in this weight too powerfully" - Nicky Piper Commonwealth Champion 1995-97 on SkySport news video.

"His (Manny) speed is too much for Ricky... I was shocked that this would take in two round... as i thought at least of 7 to 8 rounds before he finished the job." - Colin Hart- the SUN - Skysport news video.

"BOXER Ricky Hatton's career looked to be over today after he was brutally knocked out in the second round by Filipino Manny Pacquiao in Las Vegas" - Graham Walker - The STAR UK news bout the fight

"While the rest of the world was dealing with the dreaded swine flu, sports fans from Britain and the Philippines caught boxing fever and witnessed Manny Pacquiao beat Ricky Hatton in two short rounds for the IBO and Ring magazine junior welterweight titles." - Rene Bonsubre of PhilBoxing news

"Hatton knocked out by Pacquiao in stunning second round defeat in Las Vegas" - Londonpaper News. Click HERE to read the news

"Ricky Hatton's reign as light-welterweight world champion was brought to a brutal end" - London Metro news.

Thursday, 26 March 2009

trouble with twitter

LOL
'Into the Twitter spheeeeere...'
'Who do you talk to? No one!'
'None of you have friends!!!'